also fuck brown algae.

oh

Plague

dude im bad at everything

but taxonomy

and i dont even have any classes on that

when it comes to plants

fuck me

It wouldn't be too bad if it weren't that plants are astonishingly boring.

i mean

they teach plants wrong

how do you mean.

when i learn about plants they teach them like a chemical

i dont know higher up botany classes

but it always starts with anotomy they teach like a machine

and cellular processes

meanwhile the coolshit like their communication networks

intelligence through structure

symbiotic relations are not taught

plus all the different things different plants can do or are capable of

but thats more like biodiversity at that point

Oh god I just got off the books.

there is nothing BUT books

it needs to stop

oh yeah, they've gone through some of that. I went to a genetics lecture at our genetics society on plants like titanum and the molecule that allws them to generate so much fucking heat.

that was pretty interesting.

some older species

have recently evolved new tricks

like some trees are absorbing heavy metals that people pollute into the environment to use as an all around repellent

i saw a picture of someone cutting it open

its insides were all blue

from copper and nickel and shit

personally

i think botany is a bitch

i just grow shit for a hobby

Grow peppers

i just own alot of houseplants

You’ll get superpowers if you eat the tree

low maintenance nice looking shit

mom wont let me use the giant backyard for a garden