god i hate tv, what is this dramatic music behind everything

ikr? This was my day job at my last place

youre not a water wizard anymore?

I'm a water wizard now, but I used to be a Swamp Druid

congrats on your promotion

Thank you. You can call my 'Fitzydog the Blue"

if i ever plug up my shitter youre gonna be the first person i call

😎 🚽

It's not rocket science...

you havent seen my dumps or you wouldnt say that <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

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PLUNGER STRENGTH

dude

ive got a toilet at my work that isn't properly anchored to the floor

you ever have a toilet with flat edges?

flat edges?

that fucking plunger wont grab a seal

We used to have this recurring dorm room call-in, where the toilet would be clogged like bi-monthly

wow

hideous design fuckyou from designers who never shit

is that what you own?

Come to find out, it was the cute half-black gate guard chick named 'Cooper'

uh yeah the one i have now is just like that, you cannot get a seal

We referred to her as 'Cooper the Pooper' internally after that

🤦

what company makes that

I couldn't even look her in the eye at the gate

idk toilet brands but ill check next time i have to poop

i'll ping you

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https://twitter.com/GoyetteSpawn/status/1061420654413729793

Woah

Creepy porn lawyer is back at it

@galesteppes what happened?

Some guy called Tucker's daughter a cunt and made her cry

His son threw wine at the dickhead

ah just read the thread

got dam

Fucking lazy ass

who's the based jewish thot?