Message from @Dr.Anthrax
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God invented marriage after all Eve was created for Adam.
The bible isnt to be made litteral
You live in a commune and there’s no polyamorous pussy? And the church holds all your money? Talk about triple fucked
Monogamy is like, at least several hundred thousand years old
And actually adam and eve werent married in the bible
Their 2 sons were
and Jesus said a women and man naturally will leave their parents and join as one and let no man seperate
But if your being litterall either they married eve or monkeys in the forests
At least Martin Luther likes to bang bro
Because god per bibe made no other humans
That orgy in Munster must’ve been off the hook
Well there were other humans after all there were many who wanted to kill Cain and cities describe in Genesis.
So......
Then the bible is already not litteral
They're probably offspring in the garden that were genetically perfect.
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Nigga
Since got made adam and eve and they only had 2 boys
So the bible lied if there were cities and others
Someone give this guy some iboga
I didn't know people like you existed on the internet past 2010
on earth
as cain and abel
so likely kids were had in the Garden
Notice how he’s ignoring all the facts
@Dr.Anthrax You realize for the past several hundred years, even the catholic church has accepted that Genesis is completely metaphorical?
Hell, the Jews were saying that even before them
Not hasidic jews im sure
This is some flat earth shit lol
I'll go back to enjoying my Germ Theory, thank you
@Dr.Anthrax wrong per the bible childbirth was a curse given by leaving the garden
As adam and eves immortality was lost
*painful* childbirth
^
The bible would have mentioned other births as well.
and weeds growing in the fields
well it mentions other families and people on earth at the same time as adam eve cain and abel
hence the mark of cain
After all genesis was litterally a family tree
Which makes for an interesting observation in the animal kingdom, seeing as we've traded our cranial size for gestation