Lmao

Pagans created marriage you dolt

Where’s the polyamorous pussy at

Hand fasting was adopted by the church

@kurosh We don't allow them here

And turned into marriage

God invented marriage after all Eve was created for Adam.

The bible isnt to be made litteral

You live in a commune and there’s no polyamorous pussy? And the church holds all your money? Talk about triple fucked

Monogamy is like, at least several hundred thousand years old

And actually adam and eve werent married in the bible

Their 2 sons were

and Jesus said a women and man naturally will leave their parents and join as one and let no man seperate

But if your being litterall either they married eve or monkeys in the forests

At least Martin Luther likes to bang bro

Because god per bibe made no other humans

That orgy in Munster must’ve been off the hook

Well there were other humans after all there were many who wanted to kill Cain and cities describe in Genesis.

So......

Then the bible is already not litteral

They're probably offspring in the garden that were genetically perfect.

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Nigga

Since got made adam and eve and they only had 2 boys

So the bible lied if there were cities and others

Someone give this guy some iboga

well other people existed at the same time

I didn't know people like you existed on the internet past 2010

on earth

as cain and abel

so likely kids were had in the Garden

Notice how he’s ignoring all the facts

@Dr.Anthrax You realize for the past several hundred years, even the catholic church has accepted that Genesis is completely metaphorical?

Hell, the Jews were saying that even before them

Not hasidic jews im sure

This is some flat earth shit lol

I'll go back to enjoying my Germ Theory, thank you

@Dr.Anthrax wrong per the bible childbirth was a curse given by leaving the garden

As adam and eves immortality was lost

*painful* childbirth

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