did anyone go out and buy a console just for rdr?

No, because I know Rockstar is going to the same bullshit as GTA V.

They're just going to release it on PC a year or two down the road to maximize profits.

I fell for their trick with gta5

I bought all three versions

not gonna make that mistake twice

master race is the only race

new rdr is gonna be an online microtransfest like gtav 5

except with less backbone

why even bother with online? I can't remember the last game I played online.

single player games all the way

Multiplayer games generally suck

There’s only so much fun a repetitive game can give.

sooo uhhhh.... you wanna go A or B?

B

*then the whole squad gets into an argument over where to go and how to make a cheese sandwich*

**lebowski#5635** was cleansed from the server.

cap the gaping hole your team leaves open

*hole stays open and the enemy team wins while your team is still arguing about how to make a cheese sandwich*

whose team does that

*starts arguing about why you would even want a cheese sandwich*

there's only 1 way to make a cheese sandwich:
shoot it until it dies

honestly, its just cheese between bread.

disgusting

I’m not joking, i was playing league and someone started saying something about how cheese sandwiches should have peppers

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

Why thank you good sir

I'd love to die as a martyr on a cross

jesus did it

why

why is death desireable in any situation?

Oh, Wouldn't you like to know

i find it hilarious how christians main symbol is literally the torture instrument used to kill their messiah

why is so much emphasis placed on the specific method? If jesus died taking a roman spear through the groin would it make any difference?

its bizzarely dark

It was Ralph’s Sycophants

Im absolutely shocked

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