Message from @Ondsinet
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reminder that koko the gorilla has a higher IQ than the national average of somalia
😂
True
How are you guys with (((them)))?
You like?
sniff
(((them)))? You mean ((((((bagels))))))?
<:sargoy:382978736053551104>
bagelbagelbagelbagel
SHECKELS FÜR ALLES
even for me
Shalom akhi.
oy vey
Ok
inb4 säpo comes in and shoots us all in the head
As we all know, physics is really, really hard. That's because in reality it's all one vast illusion - an extravagant lie carefully constructed just to confuse us. By Jews. Read on and find out the unsettling big-nosed truth you never knew about the whole Jew world . (Unless, of course, you've read Mein Kampf. He had it nearly right.)
Electricity
Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.
Fuck man, I have been here for less than an hour but I love you more than I love my toothbrush.
Gravity
Jews throw minute ropes (see string theory), invisible to the goy eye, to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks that enable muscle-toned Jews to pull themselves towards terra firma. There is minimal gravity far from planetary bodies (i.e. in space) because no known Jews have access to cables of sufficient length. All bodies experience gravitational attraction to each other quite simply because Jews are, to put it mildly, sociable creatures who practically invented what they like to call the Communist Party. Jew all-nighters are where gravity waves meet Mexican waves.
Light
If you think about it, its quite obvious, really. The Jews that make up our eyes can see what colour hats other Jews making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five Jews in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain Jews what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when in fact it's all Jews.
Anti-matter
Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil anti-Jews. These make up anti-matter. Done.
hey
Just like money, all types of energy are transferred through Jews. Heat is just Jews rubbing other Jews. Potential energy is when Jews don't want to be separated (see Gravity). Kinetic energy is the movement of Jews. Energy is always conserved so fundamental Jews (Haredis) are only ever transferred and never made or destroyed. Energy caused by nuclear fission is when you make a hyper-Jew very angry, and when it gets angry enough it explodes, causing an enormous explosion. But Jews are very amiable creatures, so this never happens. Nuclear energy is a lie.
Jews
So what are Jews themselves made up of? Surely they're not at the bottom of life, the universe and everything? They are in fact comprised of billions of even smaller Jews, known as super-Jews. They, in turn, are made up of billions of even smaller Jews known as hyper-Jews. Hyper-Jews are the fundamental building blocks of everything. Though no one, to be honest, can yet be absolutely sure. Least of all, Jews themselves.
you are not supposed to love your toothbrush
weirdo
I change once a month tho. So don't get any ideas.
no gays @A disgruntled scientist
säpo is watching
FUCK SÄPO
FUCK FRA
_looks right into the camera_
does the helicopter
Or am I? <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162>
EPIC
if the cop is hot why not
There are some good cops.
it is enrichment time @Den Röda Smurfen
Like there are some good nigg...Who am I trying to kid.
majority of swedish cops are good.
Yeah
problem is that they're too nice.
I would vote for to let the shoot on sight if I could.
Fucking tasers are not gonna fix our problems.