#notmysanta

whatever

No point in trying to predict the future

whatever happens is gonna happen

I'm pretty sure there's nothing new about a gay Santa. Because, you know, faggots be weird like that.

No sense in not having contingency plans

thats why im not taking my kids to the mall to sit on a stranger's lap

have you heard about what they're doing to santa in the netherlands?

oh look I already have a contingency plan

I have one too.

5 minutes from my house our family has a large farm with literal hordes of guns and ammo

completely self sufficent food supply

It's in caliber 5.56 <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Sounds too close to the city

this is dutch santa... and he is a racist

send Gunner a HiPoint

@Fitzydog I don't live in the city

I live in podunk nowhere

Okay, good

I always assumed you lived in Manhattan @Werlf

I live in the most rural area of Connecticut

nah

@M4Gunner https://grabagun.com/ruger-ec9s-black-9mm-3-12-inch-7rds.html

Actually the most rural area of New England as a whole

i guess i was just being racist 🤣

haha

surprisingly the Europeans are resisting some of the PC stuff around Christmas and other traditional things

most of my family lives in Hartford or Manhattan so you're not far off

I just like how Dutch Santa looks like he's out of a Tim and Eric skit.

All I'm saying is, even if the Midwest were to go full on populist Right, the coastal elites would still have the population advantage, and eventually centralize power to be used against the other states and get their way. They always do

i can't stand tim and eric

Those blackfaced elves or whatever the fuck they are look like Old Greg.

more cringe

that shit wasnt even funny tbh

to millenials, "weird and gay and annoying" is comedy gold apparently

its the kind of shit Graphic Designers watch

just saying

It was good back in the day, but those guys seem like weird lefty douchebags now

a lot can change in two years

we'll see how things turn out

it was never good <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>