@Christopher I'm on phone, and people don't mind

Eh...maybe some other time. I expect a lot of background party noise and stuff from my end, so tonight’s not the best for that. Sorry, man.

^he writes as he sit alone in a shed

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but hol up

that actually sounds like a great time

>be alone
>have shed

I wish I were alone

^

I’d have peace and quiet

^^

ture

true

Volcel life ain't that bad

I’m pretty much volcel

I’ve got my own shit to focus on, and I don’t need to be distracted by something that is statistically bound to fail at my age (18).

i had all the recreational sex ill ever need in my 20s

wild oats sown

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I'm actually his son

ill never fucc again til i meet wifey materia

Sex outside marriage bad

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<:pepeping:466401908811235329> 🙏 ✝ 🙏 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

Antidepressants fucked my libido and I’ve never really gotten it back, so I’m impervious to the temptations of thottery

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Can you be a Volcel and not be a virgin?

you have to be not a virgin

Yes

I'm afraid no fap never fucked my hormones

otherwise youre just a faggotass virgin <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

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I’m a volcel and not a virgin. Thanks, Catholic school pastor.

I was a VolCel for last year

Jk

It was my uncle

Ok then I've the I've been volcel for work reasons

you wot

i coined this term and niggas on this server thought i was dumb and redundant

Okay, you guys got me

It was my older brother