Soldiers don't *Cuddle* <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

TBH, rage filled soldiers are what I *don't* want

fine

If you want to abide by orders, then you need to think clearly

No

We ban sex and say it’s open season on ISIS ass

yes but be too jacked up to see the horror of their actions

Go get ‘em, boys!

do you want goat aids, because that's how you get goat aids

Iraq out with your cocks out

ok im just taking the piss

DRINK 3: BEGIN!!!

i had one beer and half a glass of brandy
i just poured a full glass

I've already explained the economic and sociological benefits of marriage with my friend.

👌🏼

Lol

Maybe don't propose while drunk

^

I'm all like "I can't find a girlfriend, you can't keep a boyfriend, and we've been friends for 10 years. What's the worst that can happen?"

you must be the 2 worst people for each other imaginable then 🤣

oof

get em tho

I have a feeling this is gonna get weird

dont overdo it Fitzy

hell remember in the morning she wont

@AlanPowell lol no

This is like try number 4

better be

youve had plenty of time

Is there a link to Athens please?

haha

one drunken mistake and she could be stuck with you and a baby for life

i havnt been able to find one

We've got a lost brother in General

is it sin to cast anchor?

wait what?

did you mean Aspen

are you related to this girl?

Anyone with an Athens link?

As in, Aspergersthen

no i cant make a link from there