At that age I doubt the man cares either

i mean, he literally fucked her until death more or less

kinda weirder than giving her meth

She was about to die anyway

im just saying

Reportedly

That's what I call euthanasia

congrats @Ondsinet on not being a lightgreenfag anymore

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hey im not gonna stop my wife from sucking my dead dick

Yay

but really

>He said he waited several hours to call 911 because he wanted to make sure she was dead.

she told him too

Yeag

>make sure she's dead
>(fuck her one last time shhhhh dont tell)

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Because she didn't want to drag her life through medicine (from what I got)

it is illegal to kill people who are willing to die tho

@BwF Romulan at that point you don't care

Homeopathic euthanasia

im sure the guy had an inkling he might spend the night in jail afterward

his is after all, Florida Man

exactly. i think thats a fucked up law. people should have the right to be killed whenever. but then there is the problem with, "was the person sane at the choice of wanting to die"

yep

dementia

say gramma, could you write me into your will and then drink this?

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Hey guys, did you know that @meratrix unironically has a body pillow?

@galesteppes thats good for your back you faggot

No

@M4Gunner I didn't even think about the corruption behind it to. That's a good point.

Well, somewhat ironic considering it was a prank, but...

Knife ear fucker

its never good when the government is involved with natural death

All four of us got one as a prank.

@meratrix you should have given it to your ca

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

for instance i could bury my mother in my backyard which is about as good as she deserves, but thats not good enough for the law

have to spend 12,000 dollars USD on a corpse

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