Message from @fassel

Discord ID: 392042785466875907


2017-12-17 19:38:46 UTC  

take 'em outside, trow 'em in the air, and shoot them with some birdshot.

2017-12-17 19:39:00 UTC  

Implaying thats not what i did

2017-12-17 19:39:04 UTC  

When my wife asks me to do dishes I tell her I'm going to throw them all away.

2017-12-17 19:39:27 UTC  

Lol it makes sense

2017-12-17 19:39:58 UTC  

I only really need one plate one bowl one fork, knife, spoon etc

2017-12-17 19:40:08 UTC  

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2017-12-17 19:40:14 UTC  

That's what I always say.

2017-12-17 19:40:42 UTC  

I'm like "lets throw all that shit away and use one plate, one bowl" etc

2017-12-17 19:40:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/392038475869978634/25353598_1806255932751958_3839654982881724143_n.jpg

2017-12-17 19:41:02 UTC  
2017-12-17 19:41:08 UTC  

If you come to my house for dinner better bring your own fork

2017-12-17 19:41:56 UTC  

Chinks got some knockers

2017-12-17 19:43:08 UTC  

@Beastcoastthanks that the gayest shit ive seen all week

2017-12-17 19:44:06 UTC  

All you need.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/392039272649326592/20171217_144347.jpg

2017-12-17 19:44:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/392039465708945410/JPEG_20171217_144446.jpg

2017-12-17 19:54:50 UTC  

How do I get authorization for the vetted chat?

2017-12-17 19:54:59 UTC  

<@&274905555318079488>

2017-12-17 19:55:23 UTC  

Bromise an nod andifa :DD

2017-12-17 19:57:19 UTC  

shave your head

2017-12-17 19:57:35 UTC  

^

2017-12-17 19:58:03 UTC  

Also have to post your vids completeing fitness requirements

2017-12-17 19:58:22 UTC  

Only fit nikkkas in the vetted chat

2017-12-17 20:02:15 UTC  

Stream yourself getting a bowl cut

2017-12-17 20:04:24 UTC  

Bowl cuts are for fags.

2017-12-17 20:04:39 UTC  

Shave your head, like a real man.

2017-12-17 20:07:45 UTC  

I don't know why I still have Kik downloaded now that I have discord

2017-12-17 20:08:21 UTC  

I just one of those messages "hey I'm a grill send n00ds pls"

2017-12-17 20:08:32 UTC  

No thank you

2017-12-17 20:22:37 UTC  

Did you just insult bowl cuts on this good Christian server

2017-12-17 20:27:34 UTC  

Twp new regulations in effect jan 1st include the following: all party members and supporters must have head shaved and to never exceed a maximum of 1/4 inch in length while wearing/displaying any party emblems or insignias in public.

This is straight from the higher ups gentleman

2017-12-17 20:32:01 UTC  

Big if true

2017-12-17 20:34:43 UTC  

As the Chief Optics Enforcement Officer, i take this one pretty seriously, and you better believe ill have my ruler with my at the next event so make sure your all within regulation

2017-12-17 20:36:58 UTC  

Sir yes sir! Heil Fasselhoff!

2017-12-17 20:39:29 UTC  

>not just having military haircut regs

2017-12-17 20:39:44 UTC  

Oh derp that was sarcastic

2017-12-17 20:49:49 UTC  

Im only serious when im drunk. So far no alcohol today. Im on that clean livin

2017-12-17 20:50:21 UTC  

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN CHANNEL ☦

2017-12-17 20:52:17 UTC  

Da fugg u talking about odal?

2017-12-17 20:52:28 UTC  

Hahaha

2017-12-17 20:52:29 UTC  

Nothing

2017-12-17 20:52:31 UTC  

DELET