Shaved bear isn't real.

He can't hurt you.

reminder that sunbear tounges are very long

@Undead Mockingbird oh god oh fuck

@Fitzydog Atlas bear?

@MountainMan Imagine dating a girl with a tongue that long

nice

No thanks, could strangle me.

do it back @EnderOctanus

@EnderOctanus That's the point <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Cancer.

If your tongue is longer than my dick, we have a problem.

chunkbear

atlasbear

babyboy

I love him

fat

scary thing about bears is that htey can run like 40 km/h

so you can escape

he will get you

they can you run you fast

and he is fat and strong

You haven't seen a Grizzly, brown, or Kodiak yet, have you? lol

they are the big big boys

I love them too

have you seen a brown bear before they go to hibernation

literal rolls of fat

I have seen Brown bears irl. they are big boys

floof

Yes, I lived in alaska

oh cool

I wanna sit with him

he seems alone

Black bears are fucking assholes since theyre endangered. Not allowed to harm one unless it has PHYSICALLY HARMED YOU. Or you go to prison.

@MountainMan At that stage? You probably could lol

@EnderOctanus Maybe where you are

At which point you are already dead

he looks like he is in food coma

@Fitzydog he probably just ate