it looks beautiful because you're seeing it in a little picture

you're out in the woods at night

In Ohio apparently man does not master nature

and you see these long slender branches creeping out everywhere

and all you can fucking think is "spiders"

I live near woods myself but they’re tamed

in ohio we do not live

we survive

Woods in the fall here

Dreadful looking yeah?

Beautiful though

where are you?

Ontario

oh, you're like north midwest

Canada

No I'm like Canada

But the most populous province

It's an apple tree

legit just take the midwest and move it north

same surreal horror, just colder

Its beautiful

Ohio is a cursed land

Learn about the unknown and you won't feel any need to fear it

you can learn about the trees until the cows come home

seeing an osage orange tree is still going to give me the heebie jeebies

Ohio is legit cursed

It’s too far from gods light

knowing that the branches are long and skinny and spread out all over does not make them less likely to ensnare me and drag me screaming into the darkness

There’s a joke about how more astronauts are from Ohio than anywhere else

If they deign to go to space from Ohio, whence cometh evil

because we all want to get as far away from the state as possible

Branches are not that malleable lol

powered flight came from dayton

They're not dragging you anywhere

yeah tell that to caveman instincts in the woods at night

FUCKING SPIDERS

I think you watch too many movies lol

one state over someone disappeared in a fucking sand dune

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/mystery-why-dangerous-sand-dune-swallowed-boy-180953404/

someone got fucking eaten by sand because midwest