well actually Isaiah is invoked by Matthew to explain that Jesus wasn't really born of a virgin

not to a contrarian hippie that will be nailed to a cross

what do they say, in the old testament, should happen to an unfaithful wife?...

Isaiah's virgin prophesy came true in the next chapter when he impregnates the prophetess with a child that corresponds with the defeat of the 2 kings ahab feared

^I think they said stoned or lashed?

Matthew invokes Isaiah's virgin prophesy to tell us that joseph impregnated mary on their wedding night, as Isaiah had to fulfill his own prophesy

I asked him what if I wanted to know where the bathroom was, would he respond with "praise Jesus". He said yes.

well I suppose the husband can send her back

The local news is advocating literal cuckoldry lol

one of the things I fear about nofap is that I may start to like girls or want to spend time around them

Christians are hopeless.

yeah the christians are hopeless

let's say joseph was "out of town" for a while..
as it happens sometimes..
and marie suddenly finds herself with child?...
and the only people around are joseph's brothers, and father...

actually there are girls that are good

just not many

Better fap then

Showcasing a girl with "a mommy and two daddies"

by good I mean fun to be around and comfortable

even the gospels are split on whether Jesus was born of a virgin though

Tyrone & whitey

Good girls are all taken.

the virgin birth was a later invention

Your desire for black girls will increase

basically trying to steal that Pagan narrative

@Rody Le Cid actually the gospels explain Jesus was born after sexual union between joseph and mary http://www.betemunah.org/virgin.html

Good asian girls are up for grabs

Asians are a different species though.

the 4 gospels are not in order of when they were written

asians 🤢

if you start with the first one, it doesn't even mention virgin birth

Blasian beauty

gospels?
is that like the hadiths?
not quite the quran so, not quite "written by god"

well the virgin birth wasn't actually a virgin birth, but meaning that mary was impregnated on a single sexual union, which is a recurring type throuhgout the OT

I've pretty much never met an asian girl with a personality that I liked

🤷🏻

@Rody Le Cid Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

most of Jesus' ancestors were products of single sexual union pregnancies

some of them added stuff later on

ah, ok

so the first one basically just says Jesus was an average dude

the other ones kept adding stuff to it