Message from @Ranting Patriarch

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2019-10-20 05:19:58 UTC  

why is that wrong

2019-10-20 05:20:01 UTC  

17 is old enough

2019-10-20 05:20:05 UTC  

I told him it wasn't practical to always praise Jesus.

2019-10-20 05:20:19 UTC  

glamps mind is 40 years old

2019-10-20 05:20:25 UTC  

praise JoJosus

2019-10-20 05:20:38 UTC  

also the NT and Christians completely misinterpret the OT and the so called Messiah prophecy

2019-10-20 05:20:44 UTC  

so they can't even get that part right

2019-10-20 05:20:55 UTC  

even though it is the basis for the majority of their claims

2019-10-20 05:20:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/635346694690570250/8221580234adddc3a524b13120037c67.png

2019-10-20 05:21:15 UTC  

well there were many messiahs, jesus was allegedly the last of them

2019-10-20 05:21:25 UTC  

no offense but i think if you like jojo that much you have some gay spectrum leanings

2019-10-20 05:21:44 UTC  

the Christians use Isaiah and Daniel as evidence of Jesus

2019-10-20 05:21:56 UTC  

but in fact that entire part is misinterpreted

2019-10-20 05:22:09 UTC  

daniel was fulfilled in the events of antiochus IV but serve as recurring type for the temple destruction in 70AD

2019-10-20 05:22:09 UTC  

Daniel's monolouge is claimed to be predicting Jesus

2019-10-20 05:22:21 UTC  

your right

2019-10-20 05:22:29 UTC  

even though the same text clearly indicates that the Messiah is CYRUS

2019-10-20 05:22:32 UTC  

well you're right daniel doesn't predict Jesus, but its a recurring type

2019-10-20 05:22:51 UTC  

I'm gay in the same way that 300 or jojo is gay then

2019-10-20 05:22:53 UTC  

and Isaiah and that bit are referring to a king who will defeat Assyria

2019-10-20 05:23:13 UTC  

well actually Isaiah is invoked by Matthew to explain that Jesus wasn't really born of a virgin

2019-10-20 05:23:13 UTC  

not to a contrarian hippie that will be nailed to a cross

2019-10-20 05:23:28 UTC  

what do they say, in the old testament, should happen to an unfaithful wife?...

2019-10-20 05:23:47 UTC  

Isaiah's virgin prophesy came true in the next chapter when he impregnates the prophetess with a child that corresponds with the defeat of the 2 kings ahab feared

2019-10-20 05:23:47 UTC  

^I think they said stoned or lashed?

2019-10-20 05:24:19 UTC  

Matthew invokes Isaiah's virgin prophesy to tell us that joseph impregnated mary on their wedding night, as Isaiah had to fulfill his own prophesy

2019-10-20 05:24:20 UTC  

I asked him what if I wanted to know where the bathroom was, would he respond with "praise Jesus". He said yes.

2019-10-20 05:24:22 UTC  

well I suppose the husband can send her back

2019-10-20 05:24:22 UTC  

The local news is advocating literal cuckoldry lol

2019-10-20 05:24:26 UTC  

one of the things I fear about nofap is that I may start to like girls or want to spend time around them

2019-10-20 05:24:31 UTC  

Christians are hopeless.

2019-10-20 05:24:44 UTC  

yeah the christians are hopeless

2019-10-20 05:24:50 UTC  

let's say joseph was "out of town" for a while..
as it happens sometimes..
and marie suddenly finds herself with child?...
and the only people around are joseph's brothers, and father...

2019-10-20 05:24:54 UTC  

actually there are girls that are good

2019-10-20 05:24:57 UTC  

just not many

2019-10-20 05:24:57 UTC  

Better fap then

2019-10-20 05:25:00 UTC  

Showcasing a girl with "a mommy and two daddies"

2019-10-20 05:25:05 UTC  

by good I mean fun to be around and comfortable

2019-10-20 05:25:10 UTC  

even the gospels are split on whether Jesus was born of a virgin though

2019-10-20 05:25:14 UTC  

Tyrone & whitey

2019-10-20 05:25:15 UTC  

Good girls are all taken.