No, social science degrees
So these people would end up as researchers in academia

Would

damn that bird

the bird's gonna get 72 virgins now

Cockatoos sound like harpies

72, human, virgins..

it's 72 raisins actually

Tasty

if you read the Aramaic koran

i'd rather be a muslim and pray 5 times a day than watching degeneracy 5 times a day

^

you'd rather be brown? than trailer trash?

Islam is Based but it's not meant for whitey

ich muss in die schule gehen

oh school

well good luck dr. roboto

😛

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Imagine being a good muslim wife all your life and when you die you get no 72 virgins or raisins. Your husband just leaves your sorry ass for some heavenly tighter gash.

her gift is to be finally released from enslavement of subservience

deep

I suppose so

man heaven is laden with hoes!

virgin hoes

Impossibilities only exist in God's realm

Is everyone's heaven the same
If it's supposed to be perfect

virgins aren't all that fun

fun is over rated

you have to explain to them every. god. damn. thing...

lol touche

I can't argue that point

and islam says as much too

women are dogs

dogs are haram.. 😢

Sahih Muslim (4:1039) - "A'isha said [to Muhammad]: 'You have made us equal to the dogs and the asses'" These are the words of Muhammad's favorite wife, complaining of the role assigned to women under Islam.

what kind of fucked up religion doesn't like dogs!?

something about, angels won't enter a house where dogs live..

This is one of my favorites

Sahih Bukhari (2:28) & Sahih Bukhari (54:464) - Women comprise the majority of Hell's occupants. This is important because the only women in heaven mentioned explicitly by Muhammad are the virgins who serve the sexual desires of men. (A weak Hadith, Kanz al-`ummal, 22:10, even suggests that 99% of women go to Hell).

didn't know that one

that's a shame..