https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbqjap/witches-allegedly-stole-penises-and-kept-them-as-pets-in-the-middle-ages

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx52--WmLQs&t=124s

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-witchcraft/penis-theft-panic-hits-city-idUSN2319603620080423

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My pecker is Hugh Mungus

One newspaper described thieves whom locals accused of stealing penises and holding them for ransom. Another rumor circulated about a woman who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises into Europe inside a baguette. And one news site stated that a man “was almost lynched ... after he allegedly 'stole' a man’s 'private part' through remote control.”

Victims reported that their penises had been poached in the same way a pickpocket might steal a wallet. One boy in Ghana reported that he “had gone to fetch water for his father and was returning when [the thief] came behind him, touched him, and immediately he felt his penis shrink until it was no longer visible.”

now we know where these guys get their materials from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

the war on penises most be stopped

I see synogauge attack thing. Atlest he tryed

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Yes i FBI

https://www.rt.com/news/471657-trump-lift-turkey-sanctions/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=push_notifications&utm_campaign=push_notifications

@ThatSmugGuyGlen good time

Bundeswehr are nice

Maybe join

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkbFHebCjIA

Or maybe i join Heer

Not diverse enough

wow Trump's speech on the U.S. withdrawal from Syria was actually really good

surprisingly honest

Trump is orange jew

But there wasn’t an actual withdrawal, was there?

@Leaf and are you still smoking?

Yeah I am

I'm moving today

Big gay

I change name

u moving to new home? @Leaf ?

Yeah

nice 👍🏼

I'm a big boy now 👶

🍻

@Leaf Smoking causes more deaths each year than the following causes combined:4
Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)
Illegal drug use
Alcohol use
Motor vehicle injuries
Firearm-related incidents