not good

Can you at least grow a stache?

My Grandfather looks 10/10 exactly like Robert E Lee

ya but its so blond you cant see it lmao

had a full stache and got sun burnt everone was like wtf you grew a stache

WE NEED SOUTHERN BEARD AESTHETICS AGAIN

fug wish I could grow face hare hell even my head can go 4 months without a hair cut

^ one of my ancestors

I have to cut my hair like twice a month lmao

No fuggin way

Ya my familys hair grows slow

took me till 26 to start shaving lmao

Also my favorite philosopher has a strong beard game

Let's play guess that historical figure

Karl Marx?

Lets play reverse image search.

Kys

Both of you

I'm already dead.

Henry David Thoreau my nibba

Me too

Just on the inside

Nah nigga. I'm alive.

Ive been dead for years AM I EDGY ENOUGH

Death will have to wait.

I have too much shit to do.

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cant wake up

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None of you are allowed to die until you've all produced at least 14 children.

Can I even make 14 children I cant make a beard

Yeah nig, the world needs more blondes.

Do you have blue eyes too?

yes I do

Yeah you're gonna need to have more than 14 kids.