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Guess it's cool to be gay these days; if my son told me he was ashamed to tell people he never sucked dick I'd probably beat his ass black and blue <:JFGOD:439598359628611604>

Fortnite small penis

minecraft big penis

Last night i slept ib the same bed as my gf (didnt commit intercourse)

Obesity is chad

Had a nocturnal emission

Wokenup with cum in my pants

@Anointed_1 Does she think that you're a homosexual?

2 minutes until the Project Veritas Epstein video drops

No its just that

Premarital sex is a sin

Coom

So we sleep together and dont have sex

and now u a coomer

And i just like molest her

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N she says

No don't

And i say

Whoops didnt mean to

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F

Yes

Is a lubricated garbage bag the best way to capture a furry?

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1191716801178034180

Put the furry vorephile in the bag.

Tie it up

That and a recording of the screams of a wounded animal 👀

Throw it off a bridge

To lure them in

Our last capital punishment during peacetime was a beheading with an axe

I think that's the way to go

If you want to keep your sanity, do not look up furry vore

>_>

You do realize that tempts us, right?

Maybe if you're a degenerate <:varg:552804477590044674>

Me an intellectual

Based

is that keenu reeves