Message from @Nerthulas

Discord ID: 641881816176787466


2019-11-07 06:06:39 UTC  

J-P is cheating

2019-11-07 06:06:42 UTC  

It literally is kraut

2019-11-07 06:06:43 UTC  

yes

2019-11-07 06:06:45 UTC  

Im offended

2019-11-07 06:06:48 UTC  

<:Yes:639977935209627658>

2019-11-07 06:07:22 UTC  

<:BrainCycle:591753866236657684>

2019-11-07 06:07:23 UTC  

Imagine having a job out of highscool that could feed a family on one income.

Now imagine you meet a virgin at a bar, propose to her a week later, then get married and stay married for life.

Now imagine you continue getting promotions and making more money your whole until you have multiple boats and vacation homes.

Now imagine you never die.

This is the life of a boomer.

2019-11-07 06:07:43 UTC  

>meeting a virgin at a bar
STFU

2019-11-07 06:07:50 UTC  

ye right

2019-11-07 06:07:50 UTC  

🤣

2019-11-07 06:07:57 UTC  

He meant "Bar Mitzvah"

2019-11-07 06:08:06 UTC  

Even back then bar hoes were not virgin

2019-11-07 06:08:38 UTC  

I know boomers that met virgins at bars and married them.

2019-11-07 06:08:39 UTC  

U married your childhood friend or schoolmate or neighbor girl

2019-11-07 06:08:47 UTC  

<:samthink:439020722250186752>

2019-11-07 06:08:49 UTC  

Times were different.

2019-11-07 06:08:50 UTC  

"virgins"

2019-11-07 06:08:52 UTC  
2019-11-07 06:09:00 UTC  

"Virgins"

2019-11-07 06:09:01 UTC  

we need a boomer db

2019-11-07 06:09:10 UTC  

ethnostate anthem ^^^

2019-11-07 06:09:17 UTC  

<:goldpill:626276664837537833>

2019-11-07 06:09:20 UTC  

Yall rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/641881856895090688/1534536397282.gif

2019-11-07 06:09:22 UTC  

something like the phonebook for boomers

2019-11-07 06:09:42 UTC  

Is flossing still a thing in yer schools

2019-11-07 06:10:04 UTC  

teeth?

2019-11-07 06:10:11 UTC  

butts

2019-11-07 06:10:14 UTC  

Hello fellow boomer

2019-11-07 06:10:22 UTC  

take toilet paper and braid it

2019-11-07 06:10:26 UTC  

then floss away

2019-11-07 06:10:27 UTC  

It is a videogame thing

2019-11-07 06:10:32 UTC  

really gets those flecks out

2019-11-07 06:10:33 UTC  

<:Tucker:610587974429704212>

2019-11-07 06:11:40 UTC  

Me in 2030

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/641882443779014656/1571733230903.jpg

2019-11-07 06:11:53 UTC  

I mean the fortunate son player haha xd

2019-11-07 06:12:15 UTC  

Paint it Black for maximum effect

2019-11-07 06:12:42 UTC  

Either that or Bird

2019-11-07 06:16:15 UTC  
2019-11-07 06:17:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/641883958526738442/unknown.png

2019-11-07 06:17:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/641883988243513363/1572932387135.png

2019-11-07 06:18:13 UTC  

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/641884094682365962/coomer-png.png