Message from @enlarged heart

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2019-11-07 22:58:47 UTC  

Dumb women

2019-11-07 22:58:50 UTC  

Jewesses

2019-11-07 22:59:30 UTC  

Cooking is basically a recreational activity, cleaning is easy and sex is sex and women complained about this lol

2019-11-07 22:59:34 UTC  

Women can vote on what pair of heels they wear to stop on my cock with

2019-11-07 22:59:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/642136130162262016/unknown.png

2019-11-07 23:00:08 UTC  

Speaking of women, i was in a meeting with a customer today and some roastie was like "today is national men cook dinner day, what are you going to cook panik?"

2019-11-07 23:00:18 UTC  

I said, ordering pizza

2019-11-07 23:00:43 UTC  

it was hard to hold my tounge though

2019-11-07 23:00:43 UTC  

Cook 🅱 orger

2019-11-07 23:01:15 UTC  

Yesterday I made meat loaf with turkey, peppers, onions and garlic

2019-11-07 23:01:33 UTC  

Took 30 minutes and I spent 15 of them in another room playing video games while it cooked

2019-11-07 23:01:35 UTC  

yeah, i don't see the need for a day like that

2019-11-07 23:01:49 UTC  

some of the most masculine men I know prefer to cook dinner

2019-11-07 23:01:52 UTC  

It's easy and actually kinda fun

2019-11-07 23:02:02 UTC  

it's national shut your fucking whore mouth day

2019-11-07 23:02:03 UTC  

>hold door open for wahman
>She says thank you
>Give her this exact look<:enoch:639985589625552912>

2019-11-07 23:02:11 UTC  

It's fulfilling to cook meals for yourself

2019-11-07 23:02:21 UTC  

and you get food afterward

2019-11-07 23:02:28 UTC  

Like almost immediate rewarded

2019-11-07 23:02:31 UTC  

I was distracted by spergchat

2019-11-07 23:02:38 UTC  

Na man give her this exact look instead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/642136864027049995/E_michael_noch.png

2019-11-07 23:02:39 UTC  

>hold the door for woman
>she doesnt say thank you
>give her this exact look <:virgin:396572545610022914>

2019-11-07 23:02:50 UTC  

logos rising

2019-11-07 23:03:12 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-07 23:03:16 UTC  

enoch cat is the best thing ever

2019-11-07 23:03:31 UTC  

<:enoch:639985589625552912> is superior

2019-11-07 23:03:38 UTC  

let's settle this

2019-11-07 23:03:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/642137124543397902/1380668250501.jpg

2019-11-07 23:03:43 UTC  

I told her that everything will be alright because Legos Rising

2019-11-07 23:03:44 UTC  

<:enoch:639985589625552912> vs <:cot:639989713599594526>

2019-11-07 23:04:01 UTC  

democracy will show us the way

2019-11-07 23:04:13 UTC  

(((democracy)))

2019-11-07 23:04:16 UTC  

traitors

2019-11-07 23:04:26 UTC  

TBH I would probably insist my wife cook at least on weekday nights

2019-11-07 23:04:34 UTC  

cook what lol

2019-11-07 23:04:38 UTC  

Food

2019-11-07 23:04:56 UTC  

For me

2019-11-07 23:04:57 UTC  

To eat

2019-11-07 23:04:58 UTC  

slap some whey into a bottle and slosh that shit around. Cooking is a conservative meme. It's in the past. It's over.

2019-11-07 23:04:59 UTC  

I should really organize this folder.....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/642137453397803008/1488654389783.jpg

2019-11-07 23:05:00 UTC  

If your wife doesn’t work or works part time, she should cook