yeah, she's hot

she'd push babies out great

Shoulders too broad

Hips too narrow

Tolkien synthesizes paganism and catholicism

btw

Tits sagging

No

@Nerthulas yes

also there is no sex or lewdity in his writings

I think you'd freak out for her irl

Tolkien was easily 140 iq so

thats what happens to tits

No

when they get big

@Nerthulas really?

oh yeah he knew multiple ancient languages

really what?

lewd?

yeah there's no lewdity

oh no

k

Yep

there is implicit rape in the origin of the half-orcs

tho

Thats why rr martin disgust me when try to compare himself to tolkien

Horrible goblin

K this one is a good test

Lol

Y or N

half orcs, what is the cross breed there

You can see her goodies clearly

Rr found out he was a quarter jewish or something

HURR "But what was Aragorn's tax policy?!?"

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Somewhere one of his ancestors got cucked

Very shocked

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for a blowjob, yes, she'd have to lose wieght

for relationship