But he was forced to add parts like:

that's crazy that was the fitzgerald I was thinking about

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Looks like his Wikipedia page was scrubbed clean of racism

Nazis wanted to publish Tolkien, but needed to know his ancestry first.

I always thought kat was super hot

Yes

He begrudgingly told them he wasn't Jewish.

Tolkien praised the jews however

No, Tolkien also said he wished he was Jewish

she's roastie tier though

@Deleted User Oh really?

You were thinking about him?

he did not say he wished he was jewish

what a joke

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he said cheekily that he was 'sorry that he had no such ancestry'

when they asked him specifically

I never claimed that

He praised them

"But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people"

I'm assuming kat is roastie, she's on that show "2 broke chicks" where she basically plays an "empowered woman" she became less attractive to me after that. However, most women are like that these days, so fuck it.

yes

Sounds like high praise

“[I]f I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany… if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride… I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully, J. R. R. Tolkien.”

that isn't saying he 'wished he was a jew'

Wtf

that's cheekily answering an impertinent question

”Unfortunately I am not X”

So he wanted to be one

You basically have to flatter Jews for them not to destroy you

Tolkien was just playing them

Wot

Why was I grugged?

Tolkien had a Jew with a gun to his head when he wrote the letter.

for dishonest discussion

and defamation

Herbert saved the JQ for his final Dune installment