Problem, mutt?

Typical SKÅNE

I resisted the temptation

and didn't go out for Whataburger

I have the strong urge to bust a nut in a pasty white woman and start a family and have wholesome memories until I die.

😫

flashes of porn thumbnails are good memories too

no

I want my fucking wheat field REEEEE

But no, it's all corn

I wear that Bill emoji with pride (and shame)

do you guys ever think thinks like 'if I don't react to this post before the next person posts, I'll die/never have a fulfilling life'

no

@Nerthulas I think you're right about New Zealand

That's FOMO
and it means you need a break

For your own good

I was that way before I shoahed all my social media

or, 'if I don't finish brushing my teeth before 12 midnight right now, I will be depressed forever'

what's FOMO

all the time, all the time

Fear of missing out

no its not that

fear of failing a percieved commitment

its also things like, 'if I don't make it home before the hour changes, something bad will happen'

Fellas is predestination real

only god knows

if god were real I don't see how it couldn't be

Eternal recurrence

If every atom in the universe is just playing out one massive chemical reaction

it's just a chemistry formula

unless humans are magic

as Banjod would say

on the other hand aren't there enough atoms in the universe to write down that formula on^^

I will never swallow the atheist pill
because I believe in miracles
or I like to
maybe need to

atheists are very envious and bad people

who can't stand the harsh coldness of them (in solitude) vs the universe so they begin hating on those who have the answer and slander them as stupid and chosing the easy pill for meaning in life

atheists are disgusting

Idk Earthquakes

Scary

I think I'm just a remarkably smart simp
And I'm okay with it

I need a God