buy
so you're at the club with your honey and Sminem comes up to her and slaps her ass. What do you do?
You have been visited by Chad Sminem. Say "Hail Sminemen" and your stonks will go up this week.
I take Sminem home with me and ditch the thot @Epic Style
@Angry. fucking based
I ask him to slap my ass too
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>tards who doesnt nut in their cream coffee
@themiddleman🐸 is that a latte?
I'd let sminem take the thot, becaus he's not touching my wallet!
dude
if Sminem touched your wallet it would've been full within a week
are you dumb
if Sminem touched your arms you'd be Arnold in a day
instant coffee
@Trommm
If you see Sminem in the club throw your wallet at him.
It's the only way to make it.
I take a spoon of instant coffee and a spoon of sugar
this is the plain coffee crystals
IF I MAY BUT TOUCH HIS GARMENT, I SHALL BE WHOLE
(me to sminem)
jesus was a north italian
Correct
(((Italian)))
I pour a bit of hot water
yo
and then mix it with a hand drill
i had detention after school
he might've been spanish but he was med for sure
take a shit on your desk in detention
then after that we went to the town with the kid i got in a fight last week and we stole shit
fun
better yet
just proves italians are half n words
find an open drawer and pee in it
:jamal:
shut
