https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings

@Pine Gang 🌲 I have sexxed up all the women youu will ever meet

After which the suitable husband will take care of his woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-genius-move-trump-supports-impeachment-forcing-democrats-to-oppose-it

@TheUserNameofPeace Okay Barnie , go play with your boyfriend's ass or something

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-builds-wall-to-stop-people-from-leaving

Wait what

http://peterturchin.com/cliodynamica/population-immiseration-in-america/

I can't recall

I read so much everyday

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-grants-ipad-custody-of-young-boy-it-raised-in-parents-absence

You don't need winter clothing but substances and methods to dramatically ramp up metabolism

Produce more body heat

https://twitter.com/primevideo/status/1197583049946357760?s=21c

>daughters

@Nerthulas loooks similiar to the "liberals hunting conservatives" movies

It caused a big stir

search that string

But same human hunting theme

I heard that movie wsa a comedy

Ah

Didn't see it

The hunted in the movie were Trumptards

The hunters were incompetent liberals

I see

The real future will be somewhat opposite

Though more stealthy

Come on, there's no liberal double standard where PC rules are concerned.

Is she a

Ewwww

I deer once rammed a vehicle of mine

I didn't hit it

Phew

It hit me

Any vegans here?

Might have been a charge

Or am I the only one😂

Jame is talking from his squad car

Henry Rollins is a flaming liberal