Good things happen to me therefore God is real; coincidences don't exist <:dab:395562678153904128>

If you want God to speak to you


Read the Bible

Nibba the bible says to not eat shellfish and stuff

Imagine being this dumb

The weather was poor and the skies were dark, all I could focus on were the awful things I saw. The discarded drug paraphenalia, the trash, the filthy people. A bad day is only as bad as your disposition, such a day as this could've been a fine day for me but I fixated on the negatives.

@Hector Islam will soon be the world's largest religion; repent or face Jahnan <:varg:552804477590044674>

shellfish is the most dangerous and one of the most allergy inducing

I wonder why

Orthodox Judaism is very antiwoman

So that night I prayed and said "God, I know I shouldn't ask you for anything but please make tomorrow an easier today."

@Panikooooos the Bible says there is no unclean animal in the New Testament. Those were to keep the people safe before clean cooking methods

+ no degenerate promiscuous femoids (<:kekboi:417880491182653450>) showing of their ankles <:dab:395562678153904128> this truly proves the moral superiority of the Islamic faith

They can't be under the same roof as a menstruating woman

The conditions of the world around me were the same, yet my disposition made the day pleasant

The men

This could easily be a coincidence of course

I wouldn't fault anyone for belieiving so

It wasn't a coincidence; it was the will of Allah <:dab:395562678153904128>

Shitty enabler of lust

BLOCKED

Two days later, I struggled again and again I prayed and I asked God to make the pressures of life easier as I thought my difficulties would drive me to sin, there were new stressors and responsibilities which I was struggling to cope with.

TRIGGERED

Since that day, no matter the course of the day, I have had a fine day

Sex is bad

The conditions of my surroundings and the responsibilities of my life have not changed

Sarcasm needs to be gassed.

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https://tenor.com/view/jesus-you-need-jesus-thats-what-you-need-gif-11003249

On three other ocassions, I requested from God three things, each less probable than something like a sense of peace

@Vanessa Cross

im gonna tell my kids garbiel iglesias was the protestant reformation

@Leaf Name one or no balls fgt

On every ocassion, these things I requested came to fruition within 24 hours

I asked God to help me get out of bed this morning isn't a miracle

if u reproduce and ur atheist, u will do such a shit job, that ur kids wont reproduce or have struggle reproducing

Wish I could pray to cucked Abrahamic deity and get what I want <:why:638779720015675405>