but its not the original's fault

The cover for Dark Empire is metal as fuck

its still a classic

well, the origional was prerty consoomer

Rey is a Palpatine

lol

they had so many toys

star wars: the toliet paper

like star was has always been a mega successful pop culture phenomena, but it was still for like nerds.

she can't be palpatine,
because she chops him in half,
with one hand tied behind her back

now it's for lesbian grandmothers

The toys were *earned*

Now it's the reverse. The movies are made explicitly to sell toys

Baby Yoda is a goldmine

toys and all the other products

Bat-eared fogs

The thing is movies need to actually be fun to watch

Make people care don’t subvert then

Don’t put ugly fat chicks in the movie

too many jedis

Don’t have blue haired lesbians in place of admiral akbar

droids should be more powerful than they are in the movies

Jedi is a recognized religion, I believe

Wonder if Sith is

I thought C'Baoth was a cheese

like wtf is this shit?

https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1207127462749954048

its the future

in the past

today

She totally BTFOd Admiral Ackbar

C'boath was good cheese, good campy characters are hard to do these days

Mulatto women are the future

any excursion away from prime luke, leia, han territory should have been handled in any medium but film