Turn luke into cuck loser

Make his sister female hero

She teaches Rey I guess

that would have been so fking based

They're already doing that in the cartoon versions of the OT

Like drinks alien titties

Leia fights sith

Mark Hamill was hard on the story

@Rody Le Cid peaceful is a realative term for droids, In one of the new comics, a droid archeaologist recovered a 1k year old droid that had the body of c3po but was banned cause he caused the genocide of a few planets.

Actually doesn’t sound bad

making all the males into morons and the females badass and smart

the admiral isn't even a convincing admiral

Don’t ever let yourself care about stories told by Jews

lucas was a goy

shabbos maybe

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I'm glad they never gave Spielberg star wars. It would have turned into a straight holocaust symbolism circlejerk

Whats the true proper baptism?

Skywalkers list

Tarantino is perfect for star wars

He'd prolly do fine

I would prefer John Carpenter

although prepare yourself for Aliens with oversexualized feet

When are you boys going to stop talking bout star wars?

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when we are dead probably

I dont know

Whenever we damn well please

Hush boy

Let me drink my monster

or until someone brings up something more interesting

I have not seen any start wars beyond return of jedi

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CRACKS

SIIIIP

Hold my drink

Ah shit I dropped it

@themiddleman🐸 you didn't miss much, other than the books I guess