Message from @Weaboo Kempeitai

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2020-01-02 02:59:32 UTC  

Death Star is dumb ngl

2020-01-02 03:00:15 UTC  

Well using lumps of mass to create gravity is just normal gravity and the problem is it takes planet sized chunks of mass lol

2020-01-02 03:01:15 UTC  

I’ve come to the conclusion that Star Wars... is super gay

2020-01-02 03:01:26 UTC  

If you understood the topology of spacetime you’d realize that antigravity is likely to be nearly impossible because it’s essentially the same thing as trying to violate entropy.

2020-01-02 03:01:31 UTC  

Probably always was tbh. From the beginning

2020-01-02 03:01:37 UTC  

When Star Destroyers are capable of bombarding a planet's surface to dust, you don't need a large space station that can literally be seen from orbit.

Also, Rebel recruitment rose after the destruction of Alderaan. Horrific atrocities never demoralise an enemy.

2020-01-02 03:01:41 UTC  

"Death Star" is antisemitic, clearly it's a moon at best

2020-01-02 03:01:47 UTC  

after 6 failed movies, isn't it a bit late to find that out?

2020-01-02 03:02:02 UTC  

Yeah the problem with last Jedi is they basically told all people who cared about the story that they were idiots for having ideas/theories

2020-01-02 03:02:28 UTC  

When you treat your fan base like that for the sake of being. Subversive they realize it doesn’t make sense to care about your story

2020-01-02 03:02:29 UTC  

They are making Dune movie now

2020-01-02 03:02:30 UTC  

the prequels didn't have the highground either

2020-01-02 03:02:40 UTC  

all movies made after you turn about 10 are worthless

2020-01-02 03:02:47 UTC  

basically

2020-01-02 03:02:48 UTC  

Prequels are least were just a nerdy guy who wanted to sell a story

2020-01-02 03:02:48 UTC  

You mean 5 shitty movies, a kinda decent one, and a phenomenal TV show, and literally 100s of successful video games, and novels?

2020-01-02 03:02:52 UTC  

that's the cinematographic golden rule

2020-01-02 03:03:00 UTC  

Ronja Räubertochter is one of the best films ever

2020-01-02 03:03:15 UTC  

that's because it was made before your 10th birthday

2020-01-02 03:03:34 UTC  

Actually I like primer and that was made recently

2020-01-02 03:03:39 UTC  

@fuguer ngl I kinda like how Last Jedi was a huge fuck you to the people who actually gave a shit about the sequels.

2020-01-02 03:03:41 UTC  

100s of games and novels? Darth plagues, and 6 video games maybe are good

2020-01-02 03:04:02 UTC  

Thrawn Novels? Darth Bane? Plus most of the canon novels are actually pretty good.

2020-01-02 03:04:07 UTC  

And comics.

2020-01-02 03:04:07 UTC  

it's a rule of thumb, the opposite might be true

2020-01-02 03:04:17 UTC  

a few novels and games were good, but the movies?

2020-01-02 03:04:57 UTC  

it's fun to see the results of the programming in advance

2020-01-02 03:05:15 UTC  

The prequels had a right to exist, and they would've been perfect with a dialogue rewrite, and a few changed plot elements, maybe an overhaul in terms of episode 1. Plus, the Clone Wars was amazing. Basically the prequel trilogy we never got.

2020-01-02 03:05:36 UTC  

Sequel trilogy was just a little gay

2020-01-02 03:05:51 UTC  

I do consider myself a prequel apologist. People will remember them more fondly than the sequels, I beleive.

2020-01-02 03:05:55 UTC  

Sucker Punch
That was a fine flick

2020-01-02 03:06:00 UTC  

I agree weaboo

2020-01-02 03:06:11 UTC  

Prequels are fine compared to sequels

2020-01-02 03:06:28 UTC  

like Inception, but for actual smart people

2020-01-02 03:07:00 UTC  

i like the femquels that end the series for good

2020-01-02 03:07:03 UTC  

Sequels made literally no sense at times. They literally made it up as they went along. The prequels had everything they needed to be amazing movies, but Lucas was given too much freedom.

2020-01-02 03:07:09 UTC  

Biden is going full 1488 <:towelsweat:552805059042344960> https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1212549854016106496?s=20

2020-01-02 03:07:27 UTC  

Clone Wars, now that was good.

2020-01-02 03:08:21 UTC  

>writing off boomers

2020-01-02 03:08:24 UTC  

only Star Wars fans above 20 don't care about CW

2020-01-02 03:08:25 UTC  

I never watched clone wars tbh