the *mess waiter uniform*

That’s what happens when you appoint an art student as your supreme leader

You get good aesthetics

is more aesthetic than any western or communist dress

you don't know how i dress tho

Why does an SS waiter look better than our congressmen

https://cdn.britannica.com/58/9658-050-3B61D43D/Philippe-Petain.jpg

these hats look pretty gay

I mean I can see the appeal of this hat specifically

but it doesn't compare to the cooler stuff

https://www.nato.int/nato_static_fl2014/assets/pictures/history_nato-leaders/20170322_nato-leaders-montgomery-1.jpg

berets are very homosexual

looks like someone took a shit on his head

wtf is that floppy thing on his head?

hats must be strong and solid

Peak aesthetics

ofc 19th century aesthetics were great if a bit garish - a minimalist version of 19th century military dress would be good

https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/images/rokossovsky-2.jpg

but its hard to beat Hugo Boss

now this is a fucking hat

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sY4pUmAAL._AC_UX679_.jpg

also this

simple and effective, not grandiose but it keeps your head warm

https://twitter.com/TrumpJew/status/1214026656937062402

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/turtledove/images/d/d8/WaltherModel.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20061105232711

this is the king of hats

it has an eagle on it

#nocomparison

look at this man's strong chin and cheek bones

steely, but non-chalant, determination in his eyes

a monocle because he has class

http://historylearning.com/fileadmin/user_upload/Walter_Model_April_1943.jpg

he looks like he would strangle every commie bastard to death

and then polish his monocle when he finishes

https://www.historyhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/soldiers-700x390.jpg

meat for the grinder <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-J28036%2C_Deutschland%2C_Model_bei_Hitlerjugend.jpg

mini-me