little army caps are gay

When you got so many medals they need to start going on your pants

ALTHOUGH 1800's uniforms look really cool

In 10 years will you have to be gay to be in the military?

look at these aesthetics

holy shit

the *mess waiter uniform*

That’s what happens when you appoint an art student as your supreme leader

You get good aesthetics

is more aesthetic than any western or communist dress

you don't know how i dress tho

Why does an SS waiter look better than our congressmen

https://cdn.britannica.com/58/9658-050-3B61D43D/Philippe-Petain.jpg

these hats look pretty gay

I mean I can see the appeal of this hat specifically

but it doesn't compare to the cooler stuff

https://www.nato.int/nato_static_fl2014/assets/pictures/history_nato-leaders/20170322_nato-leaders-montgomery-1.jpg

berets are very homosexual

looks like someone took a shit on his head

wtf is that floppy thing on his head?

hats must be strong and solid

Peak aesthetics

ofc 19th century aesthetics were great if a bit garish - a minimalist version of 19th century military dress would be good

https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/images/rokossovsky-2.jpg

but its hard to beat Hugo Boss

now this is a fucking hat

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sY4pUmAAL._AC_UX679_.jpg

also this

simple and effective, not grandiose but it keeps your head warm

https://twitter.com/TrumpJew/status/1214026656937062402

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/turtledove/images/d/d8/WaltherModel.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20061105232711

this is the king of hats

it has an eagle on it

#nocomparison

look at this man's strong chin and cheek bones

steely, but non-chalant, determination in his eyes