Message from @DarthSammich

Discord ID: 672608000304742431


2020-01-31 01:02:27 UTC  

Ah true

2020-01-31 01:02:38 UTC  

How many signs should I give if I’m just in a car and we can’t really do much

2020-01-31 01:02:38 UTC  

I advise against the wallet condom

2020-01-31 01:02:41 UTC  

Not many I assume

2020-01-31 01:02:48 UTC  

it can rub holes in them

2020-01-31 01:02:51 UTC  

if your parents try to dig through your wallet, tell them to fuck off, just in case

2020-01-31 01:02:54 UTC  

I mean it’s foreplay with no reward

2020-01-31 01:03:01 UTC  

bullshit

2020-01-31 01:03:05 UTC  

a handy is success

2020-01-31 01:03:14 UTC  

@Wan6Saber I’m gonna do something like that perhaps

2020-01-31 01:03:17 UTC  

of course, the anglo satanist are responsible for the creation of israel

2020-01-31 01:03:21 UTC  

doing it in a car the first time isn't optimal..
maybe just wait until you can be more comfortable

2020-01-31 01:03:34 UTC  

I sort of agree with that

2020-01-31 01:03:37 UTC  

are we back at Incel's Guide to Love mode

2020-01-31 01:03:40 UTC  

We have only been together in the library and car

2020-01-31 01:03:47 UTC  

I’ll go to her house on the 21st

2020-01-31 01:03:53 UTC  

kek

2020-01-31 01:03:54 UTC  

but def go for the heavy petting in a car

2020-01-31 01:03:56 UTC  

man you guys are hopeless

2020-01-31 01:03:59 UTC  

closer orbit

2020-01-31 01:04:03 UTC  

she will be more excited for the "real" thing

2020-01-31 01:04:06 UTC  

@Wan6Saber it’s called being a minor we can’t do much

2020-01-31 01:04:15 UTC  

@DarthSammich yeah get the hype up

2020-01-31 01:04:17 UTC  

kek

2020-01-31 01:04:20 UTC  

@River false, protection matters

2020-01-31 01:04:27 UTC  

I’ll use protection duh

2020-01-31 01:04:32 UTC  

But dont do NOTHING, because she will get bored

2020-01-31 01:04:36 UTC  

Wan is just jealous..
I bet he's already hard just reading this thread 😉

2020-01-31 01:04:41 UTC  

and will wander off to the next male

2020-01-31 01:04:42 UTC  

Haha

2020-01-31 01:04:49 UTC  

Don’t worry I was pretty passionate last time

2020-01-31 01:04:59 UTC  

I played with her face, hair, legs

2020-01-31 01:04:59 UTC  

I fucked up doing tht once

2020-01-31 01:05:02 UTC  

Hands

2020-01-31 01:05:11 UTC  

missed all the signs and she wandered off

2020-01-31 01:05:13 UTC  

And that was only the second time I’ve kissed

2020-01-31 01:05:23 UTC  

I’m not bad I guess

2020-01-31 01:05:30 UTC  

Could use some work but not bad

2020-01-31 01:05:41 UTC  

I don’t wanna hype myself up that much lollll

2020-01-31 01:05:47 UTC  

being a "minor" is irrelevant, but making the natural actions does

2020-01-31 01:06:01 UTC  

Do not let the female parasite take your life force
#Monkgangforlife