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2020-02-01 10:45:43 UTC  

I can almost understand :p

2020-02-01 10:45:52 UTC  

go to 26 seconds

2020-02-01 10:46:01 UTC  

chad with a monkey hat

2020-02-01 10:47:21 UTC  

Story song :p

2020-02-01 10:57:35 UTC  

lol

2020-02-01 11:01:22 UTC  

Bruh if I was a virus on a McDonald's burger I'd probably kms

2020-02-01 11:10:27 UTC  

i like their crispy bacon beef burger tbh

2020-02-01 11:17:01 UTC  

so the convo is
1) you sound like this snoring *meme*
2) how'd you know?
1) this is the funny reply?

2020-02-01 11:17:18 UTC  

you could just go for the mom joke, i guess

2020-02-01 11:17:46 UTC  

though id imagine the moment for quick wit is over, so youd need something more thoughtful then lmao fucked ur mom eksdee

2020-02-01 11:19:19 UTC  

you could say "i have absolutely no idea of knowing what sounds you make in your room at any one time, so there is no reason to sweep for bugs and other recording devices at all"

2020-02-01 11:19:35 UTC  

doin your mom

2020-02-01 11:19:38 UTC  

doin doin your mom

2020-02-01 11:19:43 UTC  

top kekerino

2020-02-01 11:19:52 UTC  

ironicly dabs unironicly

2020-02-01 11:21:10 UTC  

did you know platypi sweat milk for their offspring?

2020-02-01 11:21:20 UTC  

no nipples, they sweat out the milk in stead

2020-02-01 11:22:05 UTC  

2.27712326358

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/673125918427840522/Screen_Shot_2020-02-01_at_12.19.12.png

2020-02-01 11:22:36 UTC  

aidsaidsaids, aidsaids, aids

2020-02-01 11:23:34 UTC  

it's space aids literally

2020-02-01 11:23:44 UTC  

space-time-aids

2020-02-01 11:23:58 UTC  

can i survive if i read Einstein as audiobook?

2020-02-01 11:24:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/673126402333212672/h7IZJgy.png

2020-02-01 11:24:38 UTC  

Snaked

2020-02-01 11:25:23 UTC  

[zne:ki't]

2020-02-01 11:26:11 UTC  

African is 2000 tongues wearing only teeth and pearls

2020-02-01 11:27:24 UTC  

nake the cake, nigot

2020-02-01 11:27:35 UTC  

😄

2020-02-01 11:27:38 UTC  

<:steflol:561214382181318656>

2020-02-01 11:28:56 UTC  

ah, women

2020-02-01 11:29:02 UTC  

one of my worst enemies <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

2020-02-01 11:29:24 UTC  

i love them even more than dogs

2020-02-01 11:29:36 UTC  

even though they can't golf for shit

2020-02-01 11:30:56 UTC  

imagine we'd have to court and impress dogs before owning them

2020-02-01 11:31:40 UTC  

could girls even get shepherding work?

2020-02-01 11:32:22 UTC  

`Do sheep run from electric shrieking?`