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all those girls are in dire need of some BBC

Styx is convinced he will contract coronavirus, that it's only a matter of time

It's only a matter of time for all of us.

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that's the two options in Amsterdam

Either the creeping sea will get you or the mighty virus

sad!

is there a youtube vid on how to beat coronavirus if you catch it?

there must be

isolate yourself in your bunker, avoid coughing on others,
have plenty of fruit juice and/or protein shakes like boost or ensure..
and be sure to download plenty of anime torrents to stay in bed the next few days

if you're anglo, just drink hot toddy. that apparently works

https://twitter.com/PublishersWkly/status/1224830023347122178

@Loredas
https://twitter.com/a_centrism/status/1224935283340214272

how does not coughing on others cure you?

https://twitter.com/a_centrism/status/1224941318671040512

https://twitter.com/a_centrism/status/1224942111893704704

the goal is to survive with as little competition as possible

not coughing on other doesn't cure you,
but if the other fucker who infected you had followed that instruction,
then YOU wouldn't be infected

https://twitter.com/a_centrism/status/1224935656725581824

i mean with as little surviving competition

well, in that case, walk around with a broadsword?

so cough on as many people as possible

why wait for the virus?
that's so uncertain..
double tap, just to make sure and eliminate all opposition

giving people a virus is "accidental"

so they can't retaliate

as long as weinstein has a vagina he cant penetrate and technically rape

dude,
weinstein's jewish.
just due to that fact, he can't rape.. just like jews can't be racist.

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The new Darth Vader comic looks pretty good.

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1225075890985541639

Unlikely

China have a shortage of virus tests which is why the number of infected is significantly higher than they claim.

No way they could confirm 24k infected with how overloaded hospitals are.

Can you feel it lads? We’re a c c. e. L. E. R. A. T. I. N. G

yes

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