Message from @Based Chav

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2019-05-31 13:34:29 UTC  

PS. the official age in Japan is 13. But laws like that are subject to prefectural jurisdiction, so all in all, they are actually all quite normal.

2019-05-31 13:38:17 UTC  

I wonder what Moses said about it

2019-05-31 13:38:34 UTC  

AOC?

2019-05-31 13:38:54 UTC  

Probably fuck all, because fornicators were frowned upon.

2019-05-31 13:39:12 UTC  

Moses prolly said if it bleeds it breeds

2019-05-31 13:39:29 UTC  

In all truth that is probably the case.

2019-05-31 13:39:33 UTC  

No I wonder what Moses said about the appropriate age to marry

2019-05-31 13:39:40 UTC  

A

2019-05-31 13:39:43 UTC  

ah*

2019-05-31 13:39:51 UTC  

That too would've been monarchs.

2019-05-31 13:39:55 UTC  

menarche*

2019-05-31 13:39:58 UTC  

FFS.

2019-05-31 13:42:09 UTC  

jews have a rite of passage at 13
bar/bat mitzvah

2019-05-31 13:42:21 UTC  

which included betrothal

2019-05-31 13:42:41 UTC  

Yeah but did Moses say "have a bar mitzvah at 13"

2019-05-31 13:43:18 UTC  

I'm wondering if the bar mitzvah is Talmudic or not now.

2019-05-31 13:44:11 UTC  

big thonk

2019-05-31 13:44:16 UTC  

Not even Talmudic.

2019-05-31 13:44:24 UTC  

Seems to have become a tradition over time.

2019-05-31 13:44:26 UTC  

regardless, 13 as age of passage is normal

2019-05-31 13:44:47 UTC  

Menarche would have also had a later onset in women during the biblical age.

2019-05-31 13:44:52 UTC  

like, you were a fully functioning member of society by 13

2019-05-31 13:45:09 UTC  

The age of puberty has gotten younger due to all the shit in our food.

2019-05-31 13:45:38 UTC  

the only reason to postpone pregnancy for women would have been to let their bodies develop more to be able to handle it better

2019-05-31 13:46:17 UTC  

Not even memeing, it'd be foolish to think all of the pesticides and growth hormones in our livestock don't bioaccumulate.

2019-05-31 13:48:13 UTC  

I didn't really go through puberty, per se.

2019-05-31 13:48:30 UTC  

Most folks have nightmarish acne, weird facial hair, ridiculously low voices, etc.

2019-05-31 13:49:08 UTC  

I skipped all of that and over the course of about six years just gradually became an adult.

2019-05-31 13:49:25 UTC  

Sounds like you got a good deal

2019-05-31 13:49:56 UTC  

Well, no. Because I sounded and looked like a child until I was 17.

2019-05-31 13:50:28 UTC  

Ah

2019-05-31 13:50:36 UTC  

Were you ridiculed for that

2019-05-31 13:50:49 UTC  

Is that a rhetorical question?

2019-05-31 13:50:58 UTC  

No, but you had plenty of folks assuming I was as young as 13.

2019-05-31 13:51:37 UTC  

It also didn't help that I had the worst wardrobe in all of England.

2019-05-31 13:53:50 UTC  

Are you looking fresh now mate

2019-05-31 13:54:25 UTC  

He does, tbf

2019-05-31 13:54:28 UTC  

Quite dapper.

2019-05-31 13:57:05 UTC  

You flatter me.

2019-05-31 13:57:28 UTC  

Not particularly, I just don't look homeless anymore.

2019-05-31 14:01:56 UTC  

Looking like you're homeless is the newest jive don't u know