Thank you for my daily dose of free cancer.

I read it in his voice.

This is true love

even AOC laughed

bruh

Puerto Rico should apologise for her, among other things

puerto rico was the proto boomer state

creeping in my soul bionicle ost

@Deleted User the best response to a Jew when he claims his relatives died in the Holocaust

smirk and say, "I'm sure they did, bud"

and then break into your best impression of a hysterical Holocaust survivor

Yikes.

This is why you don't have friends.

I went to drama club in high school

im basically a seasoned actor

np for me

Or just say “I know my grandpa was there too, really enjoyed helping prisoner A123747 into the showers, best time of his life”

"I was there, you were there. Good times"

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cant wait for when I'm an old fart in 2060 and I can tell my children about the white holocaust

cant wait to talk to my black, transgender grandkids about how their country became 30 percent white

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proof that kids are based

Do you also pray to Coke™?

I know I do.

Love me some Big-Gulp™.

I am a devout Coke™tian

Coke™tianity

I thought you knew that's how Americans worship

Here on the east coast we worship Sprite™

Heretics

saint lebron james

when he said

*want a cranberry sprite*

😳

@Deleted User you’re right only a race mixing couple and a mutt would believe that

cosa nostra >fashies

in the end mussolini got hoisted by his own autistic petard