master chief? mind telling me what your doing at mcdonalds?

sir, finishing this big mac

@Wrath Well, they aren't going to get any better if you take every opportunity to be a man from them.

No, they end up being a fucking incel lmao

<:pepecross:570680862538989588> curse words!!!1111!!!

```imagine dating a girl, actively, and not trying to do anything with them.```

that sounds.... weird

no

what does actively dating a girl mean

as opposed to passively

nad what is doing anything

like, getting forwards towards marriage?

Actively as in like "recognized and official relationship"

You know they like you, you've gotten past that first hurdle.

Asked if they wanna be your girlfriend (this is very highschool centric lmao)

And then you just... awkwardly do nothing, no hand holding, no "you wanna go see a movie"

Nothing lmao

hand holding *gasps*

*faints*

*nose begins to bleed*

I'm not joking though, I've dated people like that

Longest was 9 months in grade 9, then I just gave up and told him to sod off lmao

ouch

Does that even count as a boyfriend 😂😂

uhh

did his heart break

Yeah

Two months later he was getting his rocks off with one of my mates though

Because she took the male position

0.o

Weak men should be shot

you could say i passively dated a grill for a while
in my defence she had depression and was dead set on never really getting into a relationship

Fair

Avoid those like the plague

nah

Avoid thots harder though

i was just too timid

Have you grown a set yet?

she's mostly a good goth girl that i should have proselyDized

yeah, learned my lesson

blitz it up

if i wasnt such a faggot i prolly could have been happily married by now