One year closer to God

Thanks brothers

How old are you now?

21

I hope yours is spent far more responsibly than mine. I was so drunk that day since my friends mogged me that I coined a term *oscar the grouching* as by the end of the night I refused to take my head outside a trash receptacle and every time someone came to check on me I'd pop my head out and berate them for disturbing me

Dont worry, i ate lasagna and played D&D

That's pretty based ngl

Happy birthday bro

Thanks Grengar

You unironically had me use the search function to all mentions of me saying based @NokiaLord. <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

that your nickname byw because you are nigh impervious to physical trauma?

Or is that a boomer joke now about nokia phones

It was my first ever nickname online, but its original enough to keep it

I am impervious to bans and shieet tho

This Is my seventh account

My original tag was jjj_9 and no site will let me use that anymore cause it's too short 😭

F

I put penis as my password and it was too short

To the old days when my password was 5 lowercase letters <:pinkwojak:509489876975091729>

tfw my credit and debit cards have historical dates as nip

https://youtu.be/eRMecj-a4eg

Goodnight fellers

NIGHT

Goodnight kisses to all my homies

MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH

you know what I just realized

is it just confirmation bias or something

or is it actually true that vehicles transporting nuclear weapons crash or are otherwise destroyed more often than those not carrying nuclear weapons?

Pure coincidence

Based @NokiaLord

I doubt the crew is ever informed of the contents of their cargo

They probably don't need to know it's a nuke, just that it's important

My new album

https://youtu.be/UQ3wnoQfLEs

>tfw the temperature is never cold enough to be able to do something like this in the south

Kinda sad but then again imagine getting trapped underneath the ice sheet

As long as the ice is thick enough you're cool

However now that I'm watching the video you can hear the ice cracking at points lol

It doesn't get cold enough to freeze the rivers that much here but people drive their pickups out on the lakes to fish

Nice

Cops won't let us have fun like that though <:australian_sad:603879505085464576>