Message from @Hamtaro

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2019-01-23 23:41:35 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:41:38 UTC  

. Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with c

2019-01-23 23:41:45 UTC  

whay

2019-01-23 23:42:03 UTC  

brb reading this all

2019-01-23 23:42:05 UTC  

Oh it's the anti koala pasta

2019-01-23 23:42:07 UTC  

Cool

2019-01-23 23:42:12 UTC  

epic

2019-01-23 23:42:45 UTC  

Koalas are the inferior species

2019-01-23 23:43:57 UTC  

ok but they are cute thooooooo

2019-01-23 23:44:09 UTC  

most animals are

2019-01-23 23:44:15 UTC  

No

2019-01-23 23:44:22 UTC  

some

2019-01-23 23:44:24 UTC  

yes

2019-01-23 23:44:25 UTC  

Koalas are cute though

2019-01-23 23:44:30 UTC  

Yeah some are

2019-01-23 23:44:33 UTC  

I don't think most

2019-01-23 23:44:39 UTC  

example

2019-01-23 23:44:48 UTC  

cat

2019-01-23 23:44:54 UTC  

ok true

2019-01-23 23:44:54 UTC  

Cats are cute

2019-01-23 23:45:02 UTC  

Dogs are also cute

2019-01-23 23:45:08 UTC  

most home animals are cute

2019-01-23 23:45:08 UTC  

Imagine living on an island with only kangaroos, you, birds and and platypi and somehow being the worst

2019-01-23 23:45:11 UTC  

there fixed

2019-01-23 23:45:13 UTC  

manatees

2019-01-23 23:45:19 UTC  

elephants

2019-01-23 23:45:24 UTC  

Most mammals are cute

2019-01-23 23:45:37 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:45:41 UTC  

Mammal Master race

2019-01-23 23:45:47 UTC  

I love these things

2019-01-23 23:45:51 UTC  

qt

2019-01-23 23:45:58 UTC  

Master genus

2019-01-23 23:46:00 UTC  

Is that a hedgehog

2019-01-23 23:46:00 UTC  

there's a rabbit nest behind my garden

2019-01-23 23:46:03 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:46:06 UTC  

I saw two of them fighting

2019-01-23 23:46:16 UTC  

@Hamtaro yes a real one too

2019-01-23 23:46:21 UTC  

Cash in and set up a rabbit farm

2019-01-23 23:46:29 UTC  

that's illegal

2019-01-23 23:46:30 UTC  

this

2019-01-23 23:46:35 UTC  

Is it