Message from @Alibaba

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2019-01-23 23:39:15 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:39:15 UTC  

LOl

2019-01-23 23:39:27 UTC  

good stuffs

2019-01-23 23:39:52 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:40:17 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:40:28 UTC  

hahaha

2019-01-23 23:40:28 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:40:41 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:40:48 UTC  

your gonna be the next pewdiepie if you keep making these

2019-01-23 23:41:00 UTC  

Actually there stolen

2019-01-23 23:41:14 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:41:16 UTC  

I know I'm trying to make you look cool in front of everyone

2019-01-23 23:41:25 UTC  

Here's the punchline btw

2019-01-23 23:41:34 UTC  

ay

2019-01-23 23:41:34 UTC  

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently..

2019-01-23 23:41:35 UTC  

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2019-01-23 23:41:38 UTC  

. Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with c

2019-01-23 23:41:45 UTC  

whay

2019-01-23 23:42:03 UTC  

brb reading this all

2019-01-23 23:42:05 UTC  

Oh it's the anti koala pasta

2019-01-23 23:42:07 UTC  

Cool

2019-01-23 23:42:12 UTC  

epic

2019-01-23 23:42:45 UTC  

Koalas are the inferior species

2019-01-23 23:43:57 UTC  

ok but they are cute thooooooo

2019-01-23 23:44:09 UTC  

most animals are

2019-01-23 23:44:15 UTC  

No

2019-01-23 23:44:22 UTC  

some

2019-01-23 23:44:24 UTC  

yes

2019-01-23 23:44:25 UTC  

Koalas are cute though

2019-01-23 23:44:30 UTC  

Yeah some are

2019-01-23 23:44:33 UTC  

I don't think most

2019-01-23 23:44:39 UTC  

example

2019-01-23 23:44:48 UTC  

cat

2019-01-23 23:44:54 UTC  

ok true

2019-01-23 23:44:54 UTC  

Cats are cute

2019-01-23 23:45:02 UTC  

Dogs are also cute

2019-01-23 23:45:08 UTC  

most home animals are cute

2019-01-23 23:45:08 UTC  

Imagine living on an island with only kangaroos, you, birds and and platypi and somehow being the worst

2019-01-23 23:45:11 UTC  

there fixed

2019-01-23 23:45:13 UTC  

manatees

2019-01-23 23:45:19 UTC  

elephants