Message from @GodFearingEnglishman

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2019-06-09 06:36:25 UTC  

After like 3/4 losses in court, the last appeal has been rejected and finally the remains will be handled

2019-06-09 06:37:23 UTC  

Sheen's niece can finally die knowing that the remains of his great grandfather will be taken away from neo-Sodom

2019-06-09 07:59:03 UTC  

good

2019-06-09 10:28:03 UTC  

Alright, lads. How was church?

2019-06-09 10:59:59 UTC  

There was this group in the first pews, marked as "reserved" filled with clueless goth people. I dont understand german so I dont even know if there was s9me occasion that explained their presence

2019-06-09 11:02:45 UTC  

There are many goth larpers outside so I guess there is some freakshow somewhere

2019-06-09 11:10:29 UTC  

Its germany. Lol

2019-06-09 11:10:57 UTC  

Germans have horrible taste in general.

2019-06-09 11:11:58 UTC  

You shouldve asked what was going on lol

2019-06-09 11:15:34 UTC  

"hey friendly parish member, why are these larpers spoiling my view, with reserved pews, no less?"

2019-06-09 11:15:56 UTC  

response: "I dont understand you" in german, which I wouldn't understand

2019-06-09 11:17:59 UTC  

So how do you even confess then?

2019-06-09 11:20:12 UTC  

>confessing
I just don't commit mortal sin for 3 months lmao

2019-06-09 11:22:19 UTC  

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2019-06-09 11:30:15 UTC  

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2019-06-09 11:30:39 UTC  

Lord forgive me, a sinner, for I have been proud of not committing any other sin

2019-06-09 11:37:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/587243879728676880/20190609_143413.jpg

2019-06-09 11:37:32 UTC  

Speaking of goths, this place is chill af

2019-06-09 11:41:39 UTC  

If theres any place where i can feel close to God, its a forest full of dead people

2019-06-09 11:55:49 UTC  

Ideally, you ought to confess once a week.

2019-06-09 11:56:03 UTC  

All of the best counter-reformation saints recommended it.

2019-06-09 11:56:15 UTC  

Frequent communion and frequent confession.

2019-06-09 11:59:37 UTC  

On another note, I was wondering, how do we deal with those who have no biologically determinate sex (intersex)?

2019-06-09 12:00:07 UTC  

Those usually have a well defined sex, then have some mutation that causes whatever

2019-06-09 12:10:23 UTC  

Can you give me a medical condition?

2019-06-09 12:25:24 UTC  

Good morning

2019-06-09 14:13:37 UTC  

Think I might have just been fired from my job...

2019-06-09 14:17:41 UTC  

You absolute mad man, what did you do?

2019-06-09 14:23:42 UTC  

Story time.

2019-06-09 14:30:46 UTC  

Oof bro you ok?

2019-06-09 14:41:26 UTC  

>So I was whippin' dem slow niggas in my cotton fields with the diamond spikes scourge (they don't feel anything else anymore) when...

2019-06-09 14:41:56 UTC  

So they fire you for doing your job now?

2019-06-09 15:06:16 UTC  

I just didn't go in.

2019-06-09 15:06:32 UTC  

Decided to go to Mass and go to the pub afterwards, and pulled a sickie.

2019-06-09 15:07:11 UTC  

I probably would've gotten away with it if I didn't wait until one minute before my shift started to call in sick.

2019-06-09 15:08:14 UTC  

Instead, I got a call from the manager telling me that she's very disappointed and wants to have a serious meeting with me on Wednesday.

2019-06-09 15:08:22 UTC  

Ah well.

2019-06-09 15:08:27 UTC  

It was a good two weeks.

2019-06-09 15:12:23 UTC  

Remember that thing I said about responsability, doing the work instead of trying to avoid it and ding it only when you feel the water at your neck?

2019-06-09 15:12:48 UTC  

Well, this is the kind of bad habit that is developed