I'm also wary of getting the blade wedged somewhere and not being able to pull it out in time

Well if you chop hard enough you'll just cleave

If

Is a nice and cheap kook

Duct tape it to a baseball bat

Best of both worlds

Just get some nails

and/or sawblades

Little bit epic

It's quite infuriating that practically every implement designed for defence here is banned or subject to such legal scrutiny it's not worth having.

If I wasn't likely to get stop-checked by the cucks in blue, I'd be quite content with some knuckle dusters.

Knuckle dust the pigs

Nice fedposting.

Thanks

Yeah, here it's basically illegal to have anything intended as a weapon, at least in public

Strictly speaking, posession would extend to your own home here if you were ever subject to a search or used it in a home-defence scenario.

And there is a precedent of people going to prison for home defense, at least with kitchen knives

Yep

It's because of the way the law here is worded.

Prison doesn't sound so bad when you're subject to these kinds of inhibitions

You know what they say

Prison is just regular life with visible walls

Prison here generally isn't that bad.

Unless you're in one full of Pakis.

That's where they send the political prisoners tho

😳

<:australian_flush:595977062167216148> that's me

Yeah, basically it's just a balancing act of finding enough stopping power while minimizing the risk of prison

have a coat full of suppressed veterinary pistols, keep pulling them out and ditching them as you use them

But if it becomes necessary I'll s <:Dab:549522269542547456> a nagger

it's not a shooting, it's euthanasia

Forced euthanasia

Murder is involuntary euthenasia

you can be a gunslinger with those

Youth in Asia is a sin

or get an XD

imagine your gun XDing at the negro you just nae nae'd

Yeet canon

dunno if you know this but the Yeet Cannon is Hi-Point and everyone knows that Hi-Point is for black people

except the YC9 will probably be for zoomers