When I can get onto that good stuff i will use it

What kind of pew pew is that?

Just curious

Looks like a mauser to me

There are multiple variations, but this is the standard one

I want one (in general) so bad

At least one

I could try getting into competitive shooting but I guess that will just put me on a list

I don't particularly care for guns.

I do feel I should own one though.

I don't really either until I start imagining a home invasion

And the feeling of powerlessness

Machete

I was thinking a good solid baseball bat

Machete sounds nice but has less reach and stopping power maybe

Nahm

Cricketbat.

Because an Englishman's home is his castle.

flashbang and woodsmans ax

Idk, the kukri I have has plenty of force

Machetes are messy too

More likely to go to prison

But kukris are cool though

I'm also wary of getting the blade wedged somewhere and not being able to pull it out in time

Well if you chop hard enough you'll just cleave

If

Is a nice and cheap kook

Duct tape it to a baseball bat

Best of both worlds

Just get some nails

and/or sawblades

Little bit epic

It's quite infuriating that practically every implement designed for defence here is banned or subject to such legal scrutiny it's not worth having.

If I wasn't likely to get stop-checked by the cucks in blue, I'd be quite content with some knuckle dusters.

Knuckle dust the pigs

Nice fedposting.

Thanks

Yeah, here it's basically illegal to have anything intended as a weapon, at least in public

Strictly speaking, posession would extend to your own home here if you were ever subject to a search or used it in a home-defence scenario.

And there is a precedent of people going to prison for home defense, at least with kitchen knives