FUCK OFF, I'M NOT WELSH. <:shockedcat:591726182010191872>

and im not swedish nigger

Oh. I legitimately thought you were.

Lyng => Ling

Ling Ling

Ah.

finnish.

LING LING 40 HOURS

Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day. You can never compete, so just give up.

basedchav is irish confirmed

Lyng irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hvx13q_Bww

facts

i wear purple track suits every day

That aint ling ling, you uncultured non-white

whatever i havent watched the video

>not watching 90s-early 00s brainless american comedies

I'm not Irish either.

slag.

Are you 100% anglo?

Approx. 56% according to the Jews at 23andme.

No negro in me, though.

You're in Europe why would you have negro in you?

and im not finnish either. fag.

@Lyngblomst I know. That one was just bants.

so was the irish and the welsh

but you brits are very sensitive to being called the wrong things

@vhozonian 23andme went through a run of adding minute percentages of African DNA to people's samples for "diversity".

I probably have enough of the Tribe in me to merit being skipped for that.

So if you're <:56:509492735237947422>% anglo, then what's the rest?

Hah. Very good.

11% Ashkenazim or so, then "broadly european" for the rest.

Just wanted to know where my mother came from. Got more than I bargained for with those results. <:stalin:557584393741271050>

Mfw I get a mail from the taxman informing that I owe the government a fat stack of cash in unpaid income tax because my old employer informed them that I was no longer working for them about 9 months late, so the government assumed I worked two fulltime jobs all this time

OH GOD

That also happened to one of my relatives (uncle)

sounds like theyre oppressing russian minorities

get papa putin on the line

can you sue the old employer for it?

Well, i will first try to settle it with the taxman

so long as its not a taxwoman by the name of St Olga

Nothing stands between me and my shekels

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