Lol true

TECHY! My friend!

If this gives you any sanity, I will give you the id of this (my) account so that this doesn't happen quite so easily anymore

Also added political to your roles

There @T3CHN01200

As of 3 days ago counting today, I was in a car accident. My pickup truck was totaled and I have a broken leg, multiple concussions and 4 broken ribs. Just got released from the hospital and now home. I wont be talking as my jaw is wired shut. I was waiting to turn into the drive to my building and the person behind me was texting and not watching the road and didn't notice I was stopped waiting for traffic to turn and rear ended me. They fled on foot away from the scene but were arrested next day. 3 stupid kids high on weed and facebook texting. I will be getting a CT scan and another MRI Wednesday, however I seem to be fine all things considered. I may not be very active for a month or so. Can't even sit at the computer right now so this is all mobile.

I’m sorry to hear that, I wish you a speedy recovery, I hope this doesn’t affect your life further my friend @THWARTED

@THWARTED hope you recover soon

Nurse: pervert!
Me: stop touching my junk.
Nurse: wtf
Me: well it's already up so you might as well.

Actual conversation.

😂😂😂

Only you my friend

She came back and slipped me her number. score.

No one can resist my D

Sadly in no shape to give it out right now.

You will be

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I am so happy today!

y tho

my server just reached 40 members in it!

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noice

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i am so happy! i cant wait to reach 100

whats your server

You will

@Volnost do you even have a server? UwU

yes ma'm

2 in fact

oh cool

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@Volnost oh ya wanna be in it??

ye

I wanna be in your server kitty

LOL sure

i will let anyone in if they just asked

ok

@Volnost @Jonathan The Shaman free template to caption

i mader it

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