Did you think he was Canadian?

no he straight up mentioned the uk

How many times have you had heterosexual sex @androidcrawler

no more questions

Z E R O

Ok, Madonna

you guys are bullying me just cause i could not spot a gay

you couldn't even DETECT a gay

So he DID come in

(In more ways than one)

I said spot!

STOP THIS BULLSHJIT

Nice switcharoo

Too bad the Freudian slip already happened

"Oi, what a polite individual, unzipping my pants for me, I say!"

he wasn't unzipping mypants!

Model citizen right there @Matthew

I really thought he was being friendly and showing me how people got pick pocketed in the uk

what else would rubbing his hands all over me could mean

Oh, wait

Thanks for confirming my hunch

You're in the UK to fuck @transience

I rest my case

the guy was from uk

didn't you read

I'm serious

I really thought he was just showing me the pickpocket thing

how was I supposed to know he was feeling me up

He did it so well that he took your virginity from you

You're taking the piss right now

Poor you

you have to be

im being serious

i really thought he was showing me the picketpocket thing

>picketpocket

how can anyone be so retarded

He picked your pocket alright

i didn't want to be rude

your prison pocket

i just thought he was being friendly

His person's pocket