Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 416329247171280907


2018-02-22 20:21:24 UTC  

@Fevs where are you i'll send a man to get you

2018-02-22 20:21:35 UTC  

Nigga transportation isnt the issue

2018-02-22 20:21:41 UTC  

Ive got PLANS

2018-02-22 20:21:49 UTC  

That I've had for MONTHS

2018-02-22 20:21:50 UTC  

Dude buying your realdoll can wait

2018-02-22 20:22:03 UTC  

You're moms the only realdoll i need

2018-02-22 20:22:05 UTC  

maybe hes getting married

2018-02-22 20:22:06 UTC  

fugg

2018-02-22 20:22:13 UTC  

found himself a good virgin

2018-02-22 20:22:29 UTC  

My mom lives in florida and thinks that Bayer is trying to spy on her by putting cameras in her smoke alarms

2018-02-22 20:22:33 UTC  

Yeah its you're mom @Der Jäger

2018-02-22 20:22:40 UTC  

cant be...she dead

2018-02-22 20:22:54 UTC  

Fugg ibad at this

2018-02-22 20:23:06 UTC  

Fevs arent you like 140 lbs?

2018-02-22 20:23:13 UTC  

@Fevs joking lol

2018-02-22 20:23:17 UTC  

Like 130

2018-02-22 20:23:22 UTC  

after dinner

2018-02-22 20:23:30 UTC  

If i havent shit in a week

2018-02-22 20:23:33 UTC  

weight dont matter....its the skills

2018-02-22 20:23:35 UTC  

people

2018-02-22 20:23:47 UTC  

Yeah but i'm also pretty alright at hand to hand

2018-02-22 20:23:50 UTC  

I'm not gonna do martial arts until I'm /fit/

2018-02-22 20:23:57 UTC  

a 5'4 girl put in me in wrist lock so...

2018-02-22 20:24:02 UTC  

what? makes no sense

2018-02-22 20:24:08 UTC  

I'm a yello belt in Judo

2018-02-22 20:24:15 UTC  

come at me bro

2018-02-22 20:24:25 UTC  

Nigga I'm 130lbs of pure bodyfat

2018-02-22 20:24:34 UTC  

I thought you lived with your old man

2018-02-22 20:24:35 UTC  

LOL

2018-02-22 20:24:59 UTC  

Me when Fevs tries to step up on me

https://youtu.be/MKUjsjkHJVY?t=69

2018-02-22 20:25:28 UTC  

shittt that overhand right

2018-02-22 20:25:39 UTC  

I wanna at least be able to bench my bodyweight before i start martial arts

2018-02-22 20:25:42 UTC  

So I'm not worthless

2018-02-22 20:26:03 UTC  

seriously...it isn't about strength

2018-02-22 20:26:06 UTC  

its about technique 100%

2018-02-22 20:26:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/416329843735527445/fgxNLPl.png

2018-02-22 20:26:12 UTC  

Thats correct

2018-02-22 20:26:22 UTC  

Yeah but I'M SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MYSELF IN PHYSICAL SITUATIONS LIKE THAT

2018-02-22 20:26:24 UTC  

Stop hazing @Fevs he got his official white Paar chest swazi, he's one of us

2018-02-22 20:26:36 UTC  

LOL...listen...Slav isn't here to haze so...

2018-02-22 20:26:45 UTC  

@Fevs if I can take my fatass to Judo class you can take your manlet self