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10 seconds
!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
1.96 times 10 to the 6 seconds
and then some odd calculations
!answer seconds passed since 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC / average penile length in cm
about 129873 seconds per centimeter
which then makes complete sense but...
I mean
kudos to them for having loads of constants
Their language processing is pretty good yes
The bot uses the "simple answers" api so it's a bit lacking
!answer seconds passed since epoch
1.55 times 10 to the 9 seconds
Yes that's a bit weird, if you ask seconds passed since, it shows this format. But if you ask
!answer current unix timestamp
1548265804 Unix time
It writes it out
!answer average penile length in china
No short answer available
huh
!answer average Asian penile length
The average length of an Indian erect human penis is 13 centimeters according to a 2007 study by Promodu and others
indian <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>
!answer average chinese penis length
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input
>Indian
>13 cm
13 cm is still short
It won't answer this because wolfram fears the chinese government
!answer average African penile length
The average length of a Nigerian flaccid human penis is 8.2 centimeters according to a 1985 study by Madan Ajmani and others
!answer average female penile length in cm
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input
🕶
>flaccid
flaccid 8.5 doesn't sound much
that's uninportant
Also how does one measure a flaccid penis?
Do you stretch it a little?
flaccid should be non stretched
since stretched is practically the length or ur erect peen