i'll arrive in north america, i'll try some special northern food there.

maybe they eat sheep eyeballs or something

i m so excited

Why go for taco bell when you can just cook Mexican food at home?

the secrets of the volcano burrito lie beyond me

because my heart is in america, but that does not make it home

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067> why g*d

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 non-meme answer: no, you can't stay at my house. Euros are scum

Matthew, i m not even that dangerous. I promise I did not remove more than 4 people from this plain of existence.

I can even pay you few bucks for staying at your place.

china>america

Are you flying in to Minneapolis? 🤔

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

the winnie the pooh gets me every time

Prince is dead, I m not sure that it is worthy visit.

those symbols are so strange, i do not read russian

delete it

It is not worthy visit

It is -20C here

so I'd come to warmer place

Only marginally

This cold weather makes me want to rape someone

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor

why is he eating it like apple

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*He doesn't inhale his hamburgers like most amerigans*

That is indeed an odd way to eat a burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hjZaoGbDXE

that just does not work for me

i begun to eat it with fork and knife

like true savage

H A N D L E T

That's all I need to hear

you are handlet, plain and simple

i have largest hands in my country brudha, it is just that stuff still falls of when i do that

and maybe i m mouthlet

How big are your hands bitch

can not fit those big burglurs